Dirty Martini Markham Lounge (Markham)

Dirty Martini Markham Lounge Info

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Dirty Martini Markham offers a relaxed atmosphere from 5-10pm. The surroundings in this unique urban-chic decor creates an ambiance that is truly spectacular. After 10pm choose one of our twenty private booths inside or on the patio with bottle service and get ready to party with the cities best retro DJ's and live ...

Venue Type
Lounge
Crowd
Mature, Sophisticated, Twenties, Thirties, Fourties
Hours
Thursday - Saturday (10pm-3am)
Area
Markham
Minimum Age
25+
Dress Code
Casual (no sportswear, jerseys and athletic shoes)
Music
Top 40, Retro 80's, Retro 90's
Price
$5-$10
Layout
800 person capacity, 1 floor + patio
Patio
Yes

Dirty Martini Markham Lounge Events

Flashback Thursdays

Thursdays @ Dirty Martini Markham Lounge

Dirty Martini Markham presents Flashback Thursdays, their very own Retro night!
- Crowd: Mature, Sophisticated ...
- Price: Free
- Music: Top 40, Retro 80's, Retro 90's
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Ladies Night

Fridays @ Dirty Martini Markham Lounge

Ladies night is every Friday at Dirty Martini Nightclub and Restaurant located in Markham!
- Crowd: Mature, Sophisticated ...
- Price: $5-$10
- Music: Top 40, Retro 80's, Retro 90's
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Dirty Saturdays

Saturdays @ Dirty Martini Markham Lounge

Dirty Martini Markham presents their signature Dirty Saturdays at their nightclub/restaurant!
- Crowd: Mature, Twenties ...
- Price: $10-$15
- Music: Top 40
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Dirty Martini Markham Lounge Reviews

Mr

Submitted for Dirty Martini Markham Lounge by Ernesto on May. 3, 2012

Definitely giving it 5 ***** stars friendly and a great place to party I ll be there Friday for sure
Jason

Submitted for Dirty Martini Markham Lounge by Jason on May. 3, 2012

I never write reviews but after reading some of the previous reviews , I couldn't help it and had to intervene I too was at dirty martins last weekend , and had an awesome time mostly because unlike so many other places we have all been at one point or another , here we have certain policy's that in my opinion are what sets this place apart first of all coat check is mandatory , so everybody looks like they re out to show some skin it's sexy and makes for a hotter kind of party , I certainly don't need to see dowdy peps with their winter coats walking around I ll go to the mall for that , another worthwhile thing to mention to the person that complains about not being allowed to wear her coat inside and at the same time claims to have her coat pockets cleaned . Inconsistencies on your story or are u fulfilling some personal vendetta maybe you didn't get what you wanted but sometime for the benefit of the majority some unreasonable requests are denied I am glad that ,here at dirty martinis they don't compromised my night out , and once again to all of the staff at dirty martini I thank for giving those who are respectful and intelligent patrons such a great place to get away from 2nd rate bitchy trolls that think it's ok to wear your winter cot inside , stick to your rules I will be coming back as long as I feel that I'm not at the village dance back in the days of prohibition ,. Thanks
Mr

Submitted for Dirty Martini Markham Lounge by Ernesto on May. 3, 2012

Last Saturday I went to dirty martini markham ,we arrived just before 11, it was starting to fill with a great mix of good looking people , we got in really quickly and with no problems , the staff was friendly and professional once inside we had a great time , great music old favorites ,made for a great night out with friends old and new ones a more sophisticated crowd older than what we usually get elsewhere , there was a real great vibe ,highly recommend to anyone just looking to have a great time with no drama
Great weekend

Submitted for Dirty Martini Markham Lounge by Owen on Mar. 19, 2012

Went to Dirty Markham this weekend. Was greeted at the front door by staff, the place was very busy and the music was fantastic, mix of tastes but all good, they even has an awesome guy on the bongo. Well worth the visit and look forward to going back again with some friends maybe for a birthday party. Bit surprised by the other reviews as we all had a great experience.
Horrible don't go

Submitted for Dirty Martini Markham Lounge by Barb on Mar. 19, 2012

This place is terrible. Manager Lisa is extremely unprofessional, rude and thinks we are doing her club a favor by coming in. Bartenders overcharge at certain bars and Fridays it's dead and Saturdays crappy music. Also we paid more for our drinks when had bottle service than our friends who got drinks at the bar. Million better places to go to. Don't waste your time unless you want to be treated badly no matter how much money you spend. Think the only good reviews here were written by owners/managers themselves.
Horrible don't go

Submitted for Dirty Martini Markham Lounge by Barb on Mar. 19, 2012

This place is terrible. Manager Lisa is extremely unprofessional, rude and thinks we are doing her club a favor by coming in. Bartenders overcharge at certain bars and Fridays it's dead and Saturdays crappy music. Also we paid more for our drinks when had bottle service than our friends who got drinks at the bar. Million better places to go to. Don't waste your time unless you want to be treated badly no matter how much money you spend. Think the only good reviews here were written by owners/managers themselves.
customer

Submitted for Dirty Martini Markham Lounge by first-timer on Mar. 4, 2012

Not impressed at all - rude reception, mandatory coat check (not great when you used your pockets because you didn't bring a purse or if you're a smoker), and the considerate waitress for the booth took full drinks away while people were dancing, then cleared off the whole table, including some pocket contents while we were smoking. Paying cover charge AND for the booth was a bit extreme. I won't be returing; I can get attitude and ripped off anywhere
GARBAGE STAFF AND MANAGEMENT-DO NOT GO TO THIS SHIT HOLE

Submitted for Dirty Martini Markham Lounge by Jason on Feb. 20, 2012

Do not go here....rude management and staff.....bartenders were nice and all had to apoloize for their dumb bitch manager who thinks she is doing you a favor being there.....we did THEM a favor going here instead of downtown....but once we dealt with the manager we walked right out and went downtown anyway....she lost that club a lot of money that night....oh, but she got to keep the $3 from the "forced" coat check.....pathetic plae and they re-serve left over food from table to other tables.....garbage place....
GARBAGE SERVICE GARBAGE OWNER MANAGER-SHIT HOLE

Submitted for Dirty Martini Markham Lounge by Jordan on Feb. 20, 2012

Do not go to this club whatever you do. I went this weekend and at least 30 people walked right out...one table even walked out without paying as the owner/manager lady told them they are a waste of space because the rest of their party had not arrived yet. They forced us to check our jackets even though we had a table for dinner reserved. We were with a large group and ready to spend a lot of money on drinks and dinner but once we dealt with this women owner/manager we said no way and walked out. Along with at least 3 other parties. Instead of good customer service they basically acted like they were doing us a favor instead of understanding we were doing them a favor. They act like they are a club in South beach or even downtown Toronto...so we left and did go for dinner and clubbing in downtown Toronto...thanks to the owner/manager lady, they lost a lot of money that night....everyone that walked in the door to this shit hole had a problem with this manager lady...wish I knew her name...she started yelling at one of my friends because he asked her why the other table was leaving and she said "mind your own business"...he then told her to never speak to him like that again.....the table that left already had food on their table and she took it back to the kitchen and definitely re-served it to someone else.....since when are you forced to check your jacket when you are having dinner at a restaurant...they are just trying to leach money of you by forcing this......even the bartender and several workers were apologizing to us as we were walking out......the manager/owner bitch says we were lucky as we had a last minute reservation...yet the place was empty.....this is a shit hole and Im Really not sure who she thought she was talking to as we have travelled the world and gone to many restaurants and bars and this was by far the worst experience ever......NO one should ever bother going to this shit hole.......the owner/manager is a little puke who thinks she is on some kind of power trip because most likely her boyfriend or husband yelled at her that day...she yelled and bitched to every single person in that place....we are glad we left and when we got outside there was at least 30 people leaving as well for the same reasons...that this lady owner/manager was a little puke bitch...we all went downtown and had a great time....meanwhile, this place which we now call Dirt Mart lost a lot of money.....she has no idea who she was dealing with...and thought we would stay even though she treated us like trash.....meanwhile, we blow a lot of dough...we calculated her losses by averaging out the amount of people that left, and she lost her shit hole at least $5000 that night....it was my firends wifes bday and we were having dinner and ordering bottles.....DO NOT GO TO THIS SHIT HOLE....your night will be ruined....no customer service and the manager was a BIIIIIIAAAATCHHHH....and ugly to boot.....head downtown or Yorkville....stay away from this hole......from the other reviews here I can see this is a common theme....do not go here....garbage...even the workers there were telling us this manager/owner is a loser bitch.....go fuck yourself dirt mart.......
new years eve 2011

Submitted for Dirty Martini Markham Lounge by ROSE on Jan. 2, 2012

What a waste of a night and money.overcharched,didnt feel like new years eve,absolutely no special decor to make the night festive,for the price they charged they could of offered a glass of champage at midnight.Will never go there again nor recommend it to anyone!
Bouncer Is a loser

Submitted for Dirty Martini Markham Lounge by Rocko on Dec. 4, 2011

Went to this club a few times in the past. All of a sudden, one night the "head" bouncer said I was a guy that caused trouble here before and couldn't get in. He mistakes me for someone else. Talked to a manger who was in cloud nine and scared to overrule the apes ruling. What a bunch of losers. Don't waste your time here, go to Ivy or Berlins.
To all you fugly's

Submitted for Dirty Martini Markham Lounge by Fun girl on Nov. 30, 2011

Yes this is you! all the of you who have negative things to say about night clubs. You all need to FUCK OFF!! Only you make your night out...not the night club, so if you are a misserable person, you don't belong in nightclubs ( social environment). Remember all you cheap fuckers, nothing is free in life, but laughter :)
Amazing place Excellent party

Submitted for Dirty Martini Markham Lounge by MB on Aug. 28, 2011

Hi Sonja,

I would like to say thank you very much for such a great time..!!. Everything was great...!! Friendly bartenders, great music, nice and mature people, the club have a nice clean and open concept...I love it..!!!. If you really want to enjoy your party night and have fun in a mature atmosphere this is the PLACE to go...!!!!
Amazing

Submitted for Dirty Martini Markham Lounge by Patricia on Aug. 13, 2011

Finally found a great night club north of the city! Great music, hot bartenders, fantastic food and excellent service! Had a little too much fun by the end of the night and a super sweet bouncer totally came to my aid. Lol.
Thanks Belinda! I will definitely be back! VIP service was amazing! Love you DIRTY MARTINI! xoxo
HOT

Submitted for Dirty Martini Markham Lounge by jasM on Aug. 9, 2011

The women at this place are HOT. Dirty Martini markham never dissapoints. As a newly single guy in his 30's its nice to go to a place where the women are women and not young trashy girls. Thumbs up all the way. Music is great, haven't tried the food yet but will soon.
LOVING LIFE

Submitted for Dirty Martini Markham Lounge by gina on Aug. 9, 2011

I started going to Dirty martini Markham last year and that's when i met my soon to be husband. We go back together now with freinds for a guaranteed good time. nice to be in a place where the crowd is more mature. The music is always awesome and we love listening to the Bongo player. thanks Dirty martini for introducing me to the love of my life!!
So Much Fun!

Submitted for Dirty Martini Markham Lounge by Natasha on Aug. 9, 2011

It was my first time at the Dirty Martini Markham also my 30th Birthday! we had bottle service. It was exactly that; service...AMAZING!!! Classy, fun, great food and music was all great too. I have to say i have been back many times since and i love to party there. The staff already knows me by my first name!!! I love it!
Dumb ass Sara

Submitted for Dirty Martini Markham Lounge by franco on Aug. 9, 2011

Sara you dumb ass, you claimed that DM2 had rats and mice but you went both nights...... this club rocks, it's the newest and cleanest club north of the 401. I love the crowd. I go for the ladies and I do pretty good. Guy's if you want hot mature ladies, check out Dirty Martini 2.
Amazing

Submitted for Dirty Martini Markham Lounge by Emily on Aug. 8, 2011

My friends and I were looking for a place that wasn't full of little 19 year olds. We found this hidden gem in Markham called Dirty Martini. From the moment we got to the front door we were greeted with a smile and a friendly hello. The bartenders were fast and always smiling. The place was clean and the people there were there just to have a good time. I definitely recommend this place to everyone.
Management

Submitted for Dirty Martini Markham Lounge by Phil on Aug. 8, 2011

Hi Sonja: For the past two Saturdays, I would like to thank you for your wonderful service and hospitality. Customer service and satisfaction is very important in the success and operation of any business. You did an excellent job in meeting the requirements. I enjoy going to Dirty Martini's and I would definitely return as a customer. In business, one says that a satisfied customer is a repeat customer. Keep up the excellent work and you should be rewarded. You have beauty, class, intelligence and personality. You have definitely set yourself apart from the other places that I have attended.
STAFF SUCK A**

Submitted for Dirty Martini Markham Lounge by GRACE on Mar. 15, 2011

The only thing that I want to say about the Dirty Martini is the staff truly sucks, they are truly DIRTY towards customers. They must not forget that customers are what keep them alive. THIS PLACE HONESTLY SUCKS ASS!!!! LOOSERS.
Mr.

Submitted for Dirty Martini Markham Lounge by Alex on Mar. 14, 2011

was trying to book for my B-Day and Sonya the manager
Was so rude when I called to get info. She was so upset that I called not in a good time for her.
Was to scared to get bad service so I went to the Marlowe on 7.
BRUTALLL

Submitted for Dirty Martini Markham Lounge by Anna on Mar. 13, 2011

This nightclub was actually the most overated waste of time..poor attitudes from staff and manager. Everyone was disrespectful and such an uninviting place to enjoy yourself. The most ignorant person of all is the Manager who could care less about his customers. If you want to have a horible night and be treated terribly then go..i would never recommend this to anyone!! Tables are empty yet reserved..no seating..just a horrible experience overall.
WORST OVER RATED NIGHTCLUB

Submitted for Dirty Martini Markham Lounge by Paula on Mar. 13, 2011

This is the worst I have ever seen. The staff was so rude and did
Not want to assist with anything. The bouncers and management even worse then the staff, Very rude and cocky. Crowd was immature (Drama Queens). Overall the crowd was terrible Not recommended for anyone with a degree of sophistication. Crappy experience. Will never go again.
Rude Manager

Submitted for Dirty Martini Markham Lounge by Rodger on Feb. 27, 2011

Paid $20 cover, walked in 3/4 of tables empty, but all reserved, no seats for my wife and I, Still had our coats on, asked for money back as no seats available, told no, asked for manager, she said no and she would not give her name and walked away. Bouncer agreed with us as he asked us to leave
Waste of time, money and gas

Submitted for Dirty Martini Markham Lounge by Sarah on Nov. 15, 2010

The music wasn't great. Staff very rude and place isn't maintained properly. Either rats or mice running around in the washroom. Food was dry and bland, total waste of both my Friday n Saturday night.NEVER AGAIN