Dirty Martini Oakville

Dirty Martini Oakville Reviews

Craptastic Cagey Waitress Carrie Ruined My Birthday

I went there for my birthday august 11 . Was sitting there with 4 pals, with the balloons at the table and everything - not even a nod or acknowledgement from our snooty server, carrie, who right from the bat, was stiff and perfunctory, at best. Fine, whatever, we proceeded to order our meals and drinks (to be fair food was fine - but could not outshine the deplorable service i'm about to get into). When the bill came, she told it was all to be on one bill. Annoying and inconvenient, but whatever. So my friends all calculated their share, including a 15% tip (the service was standard not exemplary – she didn’t even bring us water or refill our glasses). However, she then decided that she was going to include an eighteen percent (18%) gratuity into the price (not mentioned or written anywhere on the menu, in the restaurant, or to me when i made the reservations, and also, is usually standard for parties of 6 or more – we were 5) and decided my one friend was going to cover almost half the meal because she claimed my other friends “hadn’t tipped enough.”
My gf originally tipped her 5 bucks but the greedy, entitled server tacked on whatever extra tip and she thought she wasn't getting from everyone else onto her!
My friend did i did the math and carrie said she was slightly short. Technically she was only short $1.78... That's not including the $5 tip she gave her but then she proceeded to tack on $17 extra dollars – so she got roughly a 20 dollar tip from my one gf alone!
So what happened was she said my gf paid her total but didn’t pay the tax, so when she added the tax it was around $6 for her to pay more. But she added an additional 17 % to her receipt for her “correct” tip (knowing in all likelihood my pal wasn’t going to make a scene on a birthday). The server did not disclose she was doing it, or factor in that my friend already paid $5 tip. Also, she refused to give separate bills / separate subtotals/ or to calculate each total and proceeded to curtly inform us that she would not be tallying anything for us, that it was our responsibility.
When my pal confronted her - she explained it as no one else tipped her so she added it to her bill – then offered to give her back the “$5 if she wanted.”
Management – pay your staff more money or hire more personable/bamboozling staff.
Being the classy lady she is, my pal told the aging former beauty queen wannabe she could keep the money. Obviously, carrie needs the money more than my girl does – perhaps she can use it to buy more “age appropriate” attire – along with a new attitude because she has no damn business being a waitress.

Before tax, my pal's bill was only $51... Yet with the $5 she already gave carrie - she got a total of $22 from her alone?! On top of the rest of my pals' tips - for subpar service? Fark this noise! Will never return here again.

A Pleasant Surprise

Atmosphere is exceptional. Went there last night for our anniversary wanting to try a new place to let loose. Finally a place that gets that adults just wanna have fun too. I'm 26 and was saddly begining to feel as though the club seen was no longer suitable for me. Turns out, not at all just needed a bar that can actually make a mixed cocktail properly n a place that gets that everyone should be dressing up with actual good music not just that terrible stuff others push that i had to have shots too in order to tolerate the mediocrity. Definitely will be going back!!


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To those who gave us great reviews i thank you for you honesty.
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I just hope reasonable customers can see the difference and make their own decision on weather to try dm or not.
We have an exciting line up starting next week with our annual mardi grad event to stevie b live to a fantastic new re-built patio! Can't wait
Looking forward to seeing all at dm
Come say hi to me, john and see for yourself what kind of host i really am.

worst experience Ive ever had

Im making this very brief, because after this i never want to think about my horrible experience ever again at this place.
First i had a grey goose dble shot on top of a bar table, and a waiter picked it up prob thinking it was melted ice, or idk and took my $20 gone. I told security and he said it must have been empty. Wow, i was shocked. The manager was shouting at my girlfriend accusing her of being rude to an employee, which never happened, and we decided it wasn't worth having this belligerent disrespectful manager abuse us. So as were leaving he yells calling us " fucking bitches, and never come back'' 3 , 50's yr old women, 2 women drove, so they didn't drink. Im shocked and disgusted. Totally unfounded. He hides behind the many security guards being abusive to his customers.

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